This is what it looks like to be out of ideas

Siyra: Hi...

(Hello)
*Hitori is looking at him, brown doe eyes largess she looks at his outfit. Her hand is held by Illumi so she doesn’t get lost in the crowd. Hisoka is walking beside the two, shuffling his cards with a smile*

(Rei! you ain't dead!)
Raymond: *Looks at her and waves, but then sees Illumi and has bad zoldyck family butler flash-backs*

*Hitori smiles and waves. Illumi looks down at her*
Illumi: who’re you waving to?
Hitori: that person in the yellow! They’re pretty
*Illumi looks over and locks eyes with Ray*
Illumi: . . . . . Yes, they are. Cmon Hitori, we’ve got to keep walking if we want to return you to your friend

(Illumi just called me pretty, GOAL-)
Raymond: *Looking right at Illumi and does a very small wave*

*Illumi nods and gently tugs at Hitori’s arm. Hitori follows him and Hisoka*

Raymond: ... oh damn it- *He walks over to Illumi and them* Illumi, when did you have a kid? Or is this another Zoldyck?

Illumi: *bluntly* It's not. It belongs to someone else, so I'm returning their property
Hisoka: mhm~ May I ask why this bothers you Raymond~?

Raymond: Oh, hey clown... I was just wondering, I don't see You with children much

Illumi POV: that's cause I hate these little crotch gremlins-
Illumi: I'm not normally with children. other than my siblings, that is *his tone kindof makes it sound like he doesn't want to have this conversation, but Hitori is enamored by Ray's outfit*
Hitori: is it Kurta clothes Illu-nii?
Illumi: No, that’s just a normal dress
Hitori: . . . Why’s a boy wearing a dress then? *Illumi doesn’t answer*

Raymond: ... because I was born Female. that's why. I wear something other than butler clothing now *Giving Illumi a look*

*Illumi blinks slowly before taking Hitori's hand a little tighter and starting to walk away. he gives Raymond a small nod as he takes the young child away with him. Hisoka waves farewell before following his husband. they (Hisoka, Illu, & Hitori) kindof look like 2 gay dads and an adoptive daughter. Hitori looks back at Ray and waves goodbye*

Alluka: But Big brother Kill and Gon don't like you-
Raymond: Many people don't, suprised he's not single-
Killua: Says the single one-

Illumi: you say that like you're not Kill
Hitori: *to Alluka* if you're not gonna take the charm, can I have it?

Alluka: Sure!
Killua: I-
Raymond: He has Gon

Illumi: . . . . I still don't understa-
Hisoka: You and Gon are together?!
Hitori: ;-; eh?

Killua: WE ARE NOT-
Raymond: You say that, but no one believes it
Alluka: Mhm-

Illumi POV: -_- ofc it has to be Gon
Hitori: Hisoka-san, you can't kill Gon anymore
Hisoka: hm~? and why not?
Hitori: because you're brothers-in-law
Illumi, Hisoka: 0-0

Killua: hmm, well at least someone likes me!
Raymond: :'>

Hisoka: Tori, that doesn't matter in this family- *he looks at Illumi with a smile* I'm assuming?
Illumi: *shrugs* depends on the surrounding circumstances

Raymond: *Kinda sobbing*
Alluka: Big brother Kill! your being mean to Ray-Chan!

Hitori: don't cry! *she pushes past Hisoka and hugs Ray tightly* it's ok!

Raymond: oh, i'm fine!
Gon: Killua!
Killua: GON!

Hisoka: Gon~
Illumi: ok, you've seen him and said hi, now let's. go. *He takes Hitori's hand again and grabs Hisoka's shoulder with the other. something's off, but what it is, no one knows*

*Raymond's phone starts buzzing, so he checks it, Killua looks over his sholder*
Killua: KURAPIKA?! but he never returns someone's calls!
Raymond: Correction, he doesn't returns Leorio's calls

*At Kurapika, Hitori stops in her tracks. Kurapika Kurapika? the one from the village Kurapika?*

Raymond: Ello? WHOA WHOA! CALM DOWNN-

Hitori: He’s on the phone?! He’s on the phone!
Illumi: yes, it seems like he is, now; we need to go Hitori *but Hitori seems to want to be at the phone. Illumi picks her up and Carrie’s her away, down the street, and around the corner. Something is very off about the whole situation*

Raymond: hold on, huh? What do you mean- Yes, yes I know- Another one? Are you sure kurta?

*The others looked at each other and back at the corner where Hisoka, Illumi, and Hitori had left. Oh sh1t*

Raymond: Well what does she look like? Uh huh... uh huh... Kurta i know where she is, i'll call you back *Side eyes illumi*

*but they’re gone. Illumi, Hisoka, and Hitori disappeared a few minutes ago around a corner. wait . . . where did Ilumi say he was taking Hitori? did he say where they were going at all?*

Raymond: oh those- Killua! Call your father!
Killua: Why?!
Raymond: DO IT-

*Silva picked up the phone after a while*
Silva: yes? What’s the matter?

Killua: Ray told me-
Raymond: Illumi kiddnapped a Kurta!

Silva: Illumi did what?! *there was angry rustling on the other end, like someone sat up in shock* where was he going? Did he say? Who was he with? Which Kurta did he take?

Raymond: One named Hitori, he was with Hisoka

Silva: *muttering bitterly* of course it's Hisoka *he sighs* Hitori is a little girl, right? very young, timid?

Raymond: Mhm, but she seemed fine with Illumi-

Silva: *muttering* what is he doing? *clears his throat* follow them

Raymond: yes sir!

*Silva ends the call. They can’t help but wonder what Illumi would even be doing with Hitori*

Raymond: *he waves*
*Killua and Alluka come over*
Alluka: Ray-Chan! Pat my head!!
Killua: Alluka! calm- *Sees Illumi and Hisoka* Were you, talking to them?
Raymond: *Tiny smile* Yes?

*Ah, now it made sense to Hisoka why Illumi rushed away so fast. Hitori looked over her shoulder. the three are still in earshot*
Hitori: Illu-nii, isn't those your siblings?
Illumi: *correcting Hitori's grammar* aren't those my siblings
Hitori: AREN'T those your siblings?
Illumi: they are. let's get you back to where you belong Hitori
Hitori: does that mean they're Hisoka-san's siblings too? *Hisoka and Illumi stop before Hisoka starts snickering*
Illumi: I suppose? they don't know that, but I guess so

Raymond: *Patting Alluka's head* So mas-
Killua: Ahem
Raymond: Sorry, Habbit! Killua, aren't you meeting your little friend over here?
Alluka: Yeah! isn't Gon coming here!

Hisoka POV: Gon?!
Illumi: no, Hisoka
Hisoka: but- but-! Illuuuuuu
Illumi: no- Hitori, get your @$$ back here right now *Hitori freezes. she had been trying to sneak back to Ray, Killua, and Alluka* . . . . . fine, we can stay. for 5 minutes only

Raymond: *Hearing this and turning, smiling at hitori*
Killua: *glaring at Illumi, and holding Alluka*

Illumi: Hello Kill, Alluka
Hitori: that's Alluka?
Illumi: mhm. Hitori, this is my sister Alluka and my brother Killua. Kill, Alluka, this is Hitori
Hitori: *bowing politely* hello

Alluka: *Gasp* Hiiiiii-
Killua: Hi....

Hitori: Why does Illu-nii call you 'Kill'? *she giggles* it sounds like he's saying 'Kill Alluka', not 'Kill' comma 'Alluka'! *Hisoka is looking around for any sign of Gon while also deciding to be a mischievous d1ck and show Illumi some slight PDA (you know when a person rests their chin on another person's shoulder? like that)*

Raymond: it does kinda sound like that....
Alluka: Awww, look at big brother ill and the weird clown!

*Illumi pushes Hisoka's head off his shoulder with a frown. Hitori giggles as Hisoka makes the push very dramatic. he turns to Alluka*
Hisoka: hmhm, I'm not a clown sweetie *he bends down and makes a pink bunny charm appear from behind Alluka's ear* I'm a magician~! *Hitori claps while Illumi raises an eyebrow*