let's put my good luck to the test ;)

so within the last week, i've been getting really good luck.
I shot a basketball backwards just for fun 10 ft away and it toilet-bowled and went in
I almost got hit by a truck going 50 but a speed bump stopped it and gave me time to run away
Nearly every time i go to my brother's baseball games, they always win and make an epic comeback in the last inning
a kid threw a volleyball right in front of my face while i was running and it didn't hit me
I'm putting my luck to the test now

Good luck bro!

If you win, imma burst out of laughter screaming "WHAT THE F**K?!?!?!"

well, don't get your hopes up.
a hopeless loser like me likely wouldn't win something like that

Ooh, good luck.