No context

so this is what i get from dad

Oop

i got stuck on the roof three times already this year

Oop

Context?

a dollop of fairy dust

Whar

i ripped the tag off a mattress

?

i made a crack in space-time to collect millions of baby hands

Are you fooking high?

looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean, i bit lots of holes in them

Dad always does this. I just say that he's drunk on muffins.

They do this literally all the time.

Silly

Yes