I am a toaster

For reference I'm talking about SCP 426.

As a fellow toaster, I can proudly say that my toast tastes pretty good

I am a gun toaster
Dr gears: NOT THIS!!!

I am not a toaster-

I took scp 500 too cute me of that, so HA!

We are all toasters

Nah we're not toast- *dies*

>=3

bro i set it ffor 8 minutes and i havent eaten in days

i am a toaster and you might to be one too

Hold up somebody changed da title

WAIT H O L U P

Hello toaster, I'm Dad

I am a toaster

Insert bread

How about I steal your virginity?

E H H E

Bro is literally me

As a toaster myself, I can confirm this is a meme worthy of a toaster's attention. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go do stuff only a toaster, like myself, would do.

real.

Bruh

oh no lol

I can turn you into an abomination or into a dead body. Your choice

Uhh how about

I'm SCP 4217

OHHHHHHHh I get it

oh no lol

Ship meet nuke lol

Aka a bunch of extra dimensional boats that have funky nukes

ok lol

I just am dumb enough to try and memorize all naval SCP