I'm not joking, the government hoards a billion and a half pounds of cheese.

i think the cheese caves are a front for some sort of meeting area

I don't know if that's true, but meeting in a cheese bunker would mean that you wouldn't have to bring snacks. But there are letters between the distributors of the cheese, DMI, and Pizza Hut that we have to go by at least.

illuminati and evil rituals, the Clintons probably have something to do with it. it's deeper than cheese....

While I do believe that the evil rituals of the illuminati and/or the powerful business families and/or the Clintons and/or the Bushes and/or the Soros' take place somewhere, I doubt it's in the cheese caves. In terms of not getting caught though, it makes perfect sense to perform such rituals in remote bunkers and caves.

and private islands where they do horrible things to children

Multiple people tried to testify, and they were killed for it. Some of the most famous examples are Chris Cornell of Soundgarden, Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, and Trevor Moore of Whitest Kids U Know.

yeah

Wasn't chester a suicide

I don't think so, and neither do a lot of people who looked into the circumstances in which he "committed suicide." To say the least, it's shadier than the first few Eminem albums.

Hah right slim shady lmao
I would need to look into that but that sounds like a conspiracy theory

Maybe, but the reason why it's at the very least a conspiracy theory and not a mere delusion is because there's evidence to back it up.

What evidence