Getting corporations to sponsor your gay pride celebration; I'm happy to announce we will be sponsoring your pride street festivals this year once again! We fully support your rights! Love is love! And as part of our special promotion with Anheuser-Busch, we will be giving out free cans of Bud Light to all! Yaaas! This is gonna be the best pride month ever! Trying to get your parents to sponsor your straight pride celebration; You want an expensive wedding at the Bel-Air Hotel?! Absolutely not! Especially if you're marrying him! We won't even pay for the champagne! But I love him! It's not fair! You just don't want me to be happy!
