Me when frost

My honest reaction to that information

No im beind shiped with a glaceon

Lol

=3

... *nom*

>=O

Yum

- slaps -

OI, HE'S MINE

FINE, I WILL FIND ANOTHER ESPEON

good

ha

*turns you into a marketable plushie*

ok

Damn

- gives a espeon -

*happi*

- uses teleport -

:3

=3

Bro verbally said "///" 💀

U///U

The psychic purple cat behind the slaughter

True i was behind all the A R S O N

lmao

=3

yes

- purrs -

*boop*

UwU

oh

=3

idk

the psychic cat when

Alex" Only until after i de-evolved from umbreon "

Nolan: Huh, guess de-evolution messes up you're sight eh?

Alex" No it is what happened after i was in a town and the place was being attacked and i won the fight but i had de-evolution spray and that hit me but i fell into a river and i slammed my head on the ground pretty hard "

Nolan: Oh... I could probably fix that for you. Is it something with your brain?
-Holds up glowing green aura hand-

Alex" something that cant be fixed "

Nolan: What exactly is it?

Alex" it broke my eyes and mind "

Nolan: Your mind? How so?

Alex" trust me i went to jirachi about this... it cant be fixed "

Nolan: Dang, some people get concussions, and then there's the level where even a genie is useless.

Alex" - takes off the bandanna and covers eyes - "

Nolan: Hey I think I got something! -pulls out a fish.- ... nope.

Alex" - siting - "

Nolan: Errr, here take this -throws phish at Alex-

Alex" - gets slapped in face with phish - "

Nolan: -Puts on glasses and puts head underwater-

Alex" []3 "

Nolan: -Sticks head up- Nope, nothing here, I think this place really is cursed. Haha.

Alex" []3 "

Nolan: Well we should probably go. Maybe it's a mystery we can solve later.
-Picks up Alex-

Alex" =3 "

Y___: ... Why are you wearing dresses?
Colt: o///o um..... uhhhhh........

Alex" we look good in them - puts the bandanna on as a blindfold - []3 "

Colt: No I don't!!!
Nolan: Haha. -pats both-
Y: Well it's cute :3

Alex" i look cute []3 "

Colt: -plays with bell on alex's collar- I guess we do... =3
Nolan: Hope you weren't too lonely at home Y___
Y: It was fine...

Azul" HELP "
Alex" ? "

Nolan: ?
Colt: ?
Y___: ?

Azul" HELP ITS GOING TO FALL "
Alex" HOLY SH- "
- Alex activates his jem and runs in there -

NYC: -runs-
Colt: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Max" =3 "

Nolan: EeveeGaming_56327 Thanks for the donation!
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meanwhile:
Colt&Y: -watching the stream-

Alex/Azul" - playing blind jenga - "

(What now?)

( idk )

(stop here or no?)

( keep going )

(oki)

Alex" []3 "

Nolan: -walks downstairs- Hey Alex, I didn't bother to ask why you we're wearing that dress in the first place... You've been in it for a couple days.

Alex" =3 "
Angel" WAIT WHAT "

Nolan: Yes indeed.
Colt: Gimme! -tries to take the camera-

Alex" - slaps all 3 of them - "
Angel" ouchy "

Colt: OWWW!
Nolan: Oof!

Alex" She is my younger sister >=3 "
Angel" :'3 "

Nice: Oh, nice to meet you then.
Colt: Two Alexs! Two Alexs! :3

Alex" - slaps colt - "
Angel" >:3 "

Colt: OW, What I do that time.

Angel" >:3 "
Alex" Next stop is the school "

Nolan: Alright then, see you around angel.
Colt: =3

Alex" =3 "

-brushing hair-

Alex" am i pretty =3 "

Very :3 -scratching ear floofs-

Alex" >=3 "

-still scritching-

Alex" >=D "

U like it in the ears?

Alex" KEEP DOING IT "

-scritches ear floof harder-

Alex" That and i was and still am the fastest in this town "
H" AND THE WEIRDEST "

Colt: Not the fastest when you're around me :3
You should see what master nolan taught me a few weeks ago.

Nolan: -eating-

Alex" now then... where should we go? "

Nolan: Where do you feel like going?

Alex" We can ether go to the Library or the Bakery... or the school? "

Colt: BAKERY, I want more food :3
Nolan: Library it is then.
Colt: Boring.

Alex" we can go to the bakery so Colt can apologize for stealing "

Nolan: Oh yeah, you should Colt.
Colt: (¬ w ¬") Fine.

Alex" Then lets go =3 "
- we get to the bakery -

-we walk in-
Nolan: So you gonna tell em?

Emily" z z z "

Nolan: -wake up-
Colt: -up but silent-

Emily" z z z "

Nolan: -opens the door- There Colt. -picks up Colt and Emily-

Emily" - somehow is ductaped to colt - "

Nolan: Eeehh, this is gonna hurt. -unites, rips ductape off-
Colt: SCREEEEEEEEEE.

Emily" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "

Nolan: Oh it wasn't that bad. -Sits them down, headpats- Good morning you two.

Emily" ouch >=( "

Nolan: Haha, ripped your fur a bit? Next time don't play with tape okay?
[Nolan uses C-Mend] Shouldn't hurt now.

Angel" SCREEEEEEEEEEEE- "
- she falls onto colt -
Alex" ANGEL WHAT THE FU- "

Colt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nolan: -reading- Shhhh

Angel" ouchy "
Alex" Angel... one question WHY "
Angel" i dont know "

Colt: -squeeze out- Another Alex :O Hi!!!

Angel" Names Angel nice to meet you - hugging colt - "
Alex" >=3 "

Colt: You too. -electric hug-

Angel" - zappy dance - "
Alex" - reading manga - "

Colt: Hehe. :3
Nolan: Careful, he shocks a bit.

Angel" - zappy dance - "

Colt: -let go, nuzzles- too much energy for you? >:3

- you have gained the achievement hyper pats -

:D

- dizzy -

>=3

>=D

-boop-

UwU

-boop harder-

UWUWUWUWUWUWU

-pet-

Emily" >=3 - trying to kiss - "

Colt: STAHP! -slaps-
Y: I ain't helping him. :p
Colt: SISTA! PLEAS!

Emily" >=3> "
Alex" - slaps Emily - "

Nolan: -Picks up colt-
Y: -blep-

Emily" OoO "

Colt: -Clings on Nolan's shoulder.-
Nolan: What did we learn starfruit?
Colt: 1. Not to call me starfruit!!! 2. nothing else.
Nolan: (--._--.)

Emily" >=3 "

Colt: Well Colt, you wanted fans. you got a yandere.

Emily" =3 "
Azul" z z z "
Max" z z z "
Alex" []3 "

Nolan: What are we doing now?...

Max" >=3 "

Nolan: Come on Max, is there a password?

Max" there is but a riddle >=3 "

Nolan: Hmm, arrigth then, what is it?

Max" what can fly with no wings and see with no eyes "

Nolan: hmmmmm. -An espeon?

Max" nope >=3 "

Nolan: Are you sure about that? -Holds Alex's paw- Teleport us... 20 feet up.

Alex" can i try the question? '

Nolan: Eh sure take a shoot at it. You're a mind reader anyway.

Alex" Emily... the yandere "

Nolan: I wouldn't consider her a gf, Colt isn't interested in romance actually. He only rizzes up random people to mess with them. :p

Alex" Look Emily will do anything to make him love her "

Nolan: Well, I hope she doesn't go to far... I'd hate to have to break her heart, one way or another.
I have a yandere of my own, I've literally killed her more times than I can count haha...

- Meanwhile at home -
Emily" - kissing colt - "

Colt Just this once, Emily, a few times, then you are done.
-House is redecorated to look like a castle.-
Colt: GREAT JOB REDECORATING GUYS, SOON I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

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Nolan: Hmph, it's getting dark again... Should we head back?

Alex" sure "

-One drive home later-
Nolan: -steps out- Aww he\\, not this again. -Gate infront of the house with Max at the front..-

Emily" - asleep on colt - "
Alex" >=3 "

Nolan: Colt has done this before, he let's even the smallest amount of power go to his head. Like one time he was at school, he ended up turning his group project into the Qing Dynasty, it was madness, I still can't find him another school.
-Walks to the gate- Max, let us in.

Emily" - slowly waking up - "

Colt: -bangs door harder-

Emily" - waking up - "

Colt: -pretends to be asleep-
Nolan: oh good, his 'friend' must have woken up.

Emily" - looks at colt - "

Colt: -silence-
Y: -taking down banners-

Emily" - fake asleep - "

Colt: -sleeping contest-
Y: -pulls down banner-
Nolan: Last one, don't put em' back yet, we'll let your brother out tomorrow >:3

Emily" Z z Z "
Azul" - eating butter - "
Alex" Z z Z "

-tomorrow-
Nolan: -sleep on the floor with Azul-
Colt: -didn't sleep-
Y: ???

Alex" >=3 "

Colt: -ringing the bell on you tail-

Alex" -slaps - "

Colt: -Playing with tail still-

Alex" - purrs - "

Colt: cute outfit :3

Alex" i can get you one >=3 "

Colt: No im good o///o
Nolan: Get him one.

>=3

Colt: I am humiliated.
Nolan: -pets both-

Amber" ...uncle colt give me the little demon "
Rose" - staring and the dress Colt and Alex are wearing- :3 "

Colt: -Puts rose down- O-oh this...? I can explain...
Nolan: They kissed.
Colt: NO!

Alex" NO "
Rose" :O "
Amber" Rose... speak now "

Nolan: -Headpats Colt and Alex- What did she do?

Rose" i uuhhh... uuhhh "
Alex" Speak "
Amber" >=3 "

Nolan: -Picks Colt up-
Colt: >:c

Rose" i kinda got in a fight... with over half the school :3 "
Alex" 1: im proud of you 2: HOW "

Colt: Did you win?
Nolan: What the heck did you even do?

Rose" yes i won... and it was first only me vs the popular girl "
Alex" >=3 "
Amber" >=3 "

Colt: Atta girl :3 Who would that girl be to lose to an eevee?

Alex" ok bye you 2 - jumps out the window - "

Nolan: Wait what about the place where you fell at?

Alex" oh right - teleports us to a river - "

Nolan: hmm

Alex" Welcome to everstone river "

Colt: Cool :3 -Jumps-
Nolan: -holds colt- No.

Alex" - uses powers to send colt to the bakery - YEET "

Nolan: Where is he...?
-meanwhile-
Colt: Hi im back.

Val" your back? "

Colt: Ye :3

-Elsewhere-
Nolan: Soo, where exactly did you fall at here? and how?

Azul" - holding up a BIG lego set that is about to fall - "
Alex" OnO "

Colt: -helps-
Y: Where did you get all those legos anyway?

Azul" >:3 "
Alex" >=3 "

Nolan: Hey did your dad tell you he's blind?

( Azul is the child of Max )

(Oh rite :p)
Nolan: I mean, well, alex, he's actually blind like you. Just uses a gem.

Azul" .O. "
Alex" =3 "

Nolan: Yup...

Azul" fewo bwind "
Alex" =D - still holding the legos - "

Nolan: -Showing Y___ the video-
Y: -W H E E Z E-
Colt: N-No! Stop that! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!

Alex" - purring - "

-strokes-

Alex" - purrs - "

Hehe :3 -pats more-

Alex" =3 "

-patting faster-

Alex" - purrs alot - "

-really fast patting-

Alex" - realy fast purring - "

-hyperpat-

Alex" Hey Val "
- a raichu walks in -
Val" Why hello there Alex... jolteon "

Colt: Hai~ My name Colt :3 -wave-

Val" you know this jolteon Alex? "
Alex" Sadly yes i do "

Colt: Whaddya mean? It's great to know me. >:3 -Rubs on Alex.-
Nolan: Ugh... Don't push it starfruit. -picks him up-
Colt: Not starfruit. -m-

Alex" yes starfruit "
Val" i know you... your Nolan right? "

Colt: He talked about you and not meee? :<
Nolan: Well... Ello, yes that would be me. Sorry about Colt, I'm responsible for him, he gets into a bit of mischief sometimes.

Val" yeah i know... Alex do you want some muff- "
Alex" YES PLEAS =3 "

Colt: Gimme pleas :3

Val" ...ok - gives muffins - "
Alex" =3 "

Colt: -eats-

Alex" right there head first "

Nolan: Ouch...

Alex" yeah... then i was blind "

Nolan: And not even a literal god can fix it... Y'think this river might be cursed or something?

Alex" maybe... the bottom has everstones "

Nolan: There's a possibility. Should we look?

Alex" you can "

Nolan: Good idea, don't want you getting a second disability. -Puts my hand in.-

Alex" - turns off head jem - "

Nolan: -reaching in- Hey what are you doing...?

- Amber zooms past us -
Alex" =3 "

Nolan: Wait Amber?

- Amber jumps and lands in a chain -

Nolan: Y-You're the principle??? Isn't she like, a child?

Alex" look i was confused also when Amber became the principle "

Nolan: You mean you didn't make her principle either?

Alex" When she was a eevee she was a substitute teacher "
Amber" =3 "

Nolan: And lemme guess. She was the ONLY one willing to be the principle?

Alex" she was =3 "

Nolan: .-.
Colt: >:3

Emily" i could be your maid "

Colt: Orly? >:3 Hehehehehe...
Y: U-uh are you sure? Like do you KNOW my brother at all?

Emily" U/////U yes "

Y: -sigh- I'll go hang up the banners with then...
Colt: Go then minion, help her >:3

Nolan: That's weird... Shockfruit didn't get me up already. -walks downstairs- Oi Alex!

Emily" =3 - does what colt says - "
Alex" z z z "

Y: -goes into the storage room.-
Nolan: Alex, Max, wake up. -shakes them both-
Colt: -runs downstairs and picks up Azul without anyone noticing- >:3

Max" yawn "
- the real alex is in the freezer -

Nolan: Oh, well, I'm going to the store, do you wanna come?

Alex" sure "
Emily" - walks to colt - you want anything from the store master? "

Colt: No, stay here...
Y: Found them -holds out a weird banner, it's a literal red flag-

Nolan: There you are Alex. Now one of you two is gonna stay behind in charge k? Max?

Max" =3 "

Colt: -Comes back, tackles max- HIYA MAX! :3

Max" SCREEEEEEE "

Colt: -get off- I'm back :3

Max" =3 "

Colt: -pat-

Max" =3 "
Alex" where is it? "

Y: -also pat-
Colt: -hug both-
Nolan: Need some help Alex?

Alex" FINE I WILL DO IT - puts Max in a maid dress - "
= Max

Nolan: Pff, that doesn't look like a suit...

Alex" - asleep - "

Y: -gets in freezer, grabs a popsicle.-

Alex" z z z "

Y: -Lays next to alex and eats popsicle.- :3>

Alex" z z z "

nolan: -walks in kitchen- ...really y___, icecream for breakfast?
Y: -licc- [Y___ used Baby-Doll Eyes]
Nolan: Ah, do what you want scamp.

Alex" z z z "
Max" - drinking coffee -
Azul" - eating butter - "

Nolan: Morning Max, huh, is that coffee?

Max" yes it is "

Nolan: Yuor gonna turn brown!

Emily" =3 "

Nolan: Alright then, and Max remember, Colt will not be in charge of anyone or anything, k?
I dunno who I'm telling you this, I'm sure he'll be well behaved...
-Nolan and Alex get in the car-

Colt: -puts down Azul- hey kiddo, you wanna help me out a little? >:3

Azul" - slaps colt - "

Nolan: -drives-

Colt: I see... Emily, hold this fella.

Emily" yes sir - holds - "

Colt: I'll be riiiiight back >:3
-walks to the kitchen-
Colt: OI MAX!

Max" >=3 "

Colt: bucket, water, now, mkay?