So you're saying that the only male Greek gods to have never committed sexual assault are pure and utter evil.
Well, I can't wait to see how many hoops you jump through in order to defend your argument.
You're good. I could have tried to make it more obvious that it was a joke, but I typed what was in my head forgetting that how it sounds to me is different than in text
Pop Culture: Ares and Hades were the most evilest of the Greek gods. Ares and Hades, who are not only just doing their jobs, but are also the only male deities in the pantheon to drink respect women juice: