SCP 4975, "Time's up."

dont touch it

How can you not touch it lol- It's *unavoidable* once you hear the ticking your days are limited, now way out of it.

in that case, speedrun SCP-5000

scp #1 (I do not know anything about scps)

theres like 30 SCP-001's

Scp-2521.

im gonna throw scp 096 and throw scp 173 with you into a 2mx2m cell. what are you gonna do? close your eyes?

blindness + eyepods (you know, SCP-1XX (forgor the last 2 numbers))

I'd hop on peanut and look up

bro u cant look up peanut is around 1.8m so u cant hop on him so u cant counter this.

4666

dont be a child
ik damn well i wont ever get a family, but if I did then don't get one.

I expected you to just say "I'd move to the equator"

Thank you for being original

what would the equator do to help

He only attacks above 40°N latitude

oh

scp-966

scp-382

scp-018

scp-012

How about scp 093

throw a mirror at it

Scp-055

hard refresh

SCP 2521.

dont talk about it, dont think about it, don't describe it, just turn around and shut up.

Hmm smart

What about SCP 4975? Unavoidable death.

How about this

who tf

Did I win

Even better

Scp 001 The Scarlet king whom I worship

This has got to win

55

isnt that the child

SCP-966

SCP-682

scp 173 with a photo of scp 096s face on it

feet
the back of the head
literally anywhere the pictured arent

scp 538?

here comes the sun dodododooo

that want help you know

wont*

scp 682

oh ok

What?

void

SCP-343

atheism

when day breaks

shade

scarlet king

who

hop universes

that's it, you are now SCP-8765, the stratogist. who with there IQ claims they have a strategy to defeat/outdo every SCP, is to be contained in a 6x6 cubic room which resembles there room, or the room that they desire. he is to be contained at all costs, and to never be let out unless for testing purposes. he was discovered in a website name [data expunged] bragging that he could defeat any and every scp, and to never be let out at all, they'll be gaming most of the time any way. [access denied]

scp 001