THEY MADE SPUNCHBOP GAY!!!!!

oh thank god

YAY

https://twitter.com/SpongeBob/status/1588863977089650688?cxt=HHwWgMC-7c7X44wsAAAA

SCHWOZ😭???

IT'S TRUE

zad

we already knew he was gay for captain man tho be honest

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT GAY PPL WERE WHEN I LIKED THAT SHOW HOW WOULD I KNOW

SHWOZ WAS ALWAYS GETTIN UP TO CAPTAIN MAN THO BE FR

Wasn’t he literally gay in the show though

pretty sure

Yeah he had some buff dude in the man cave once I think 😭

BUT LIKE AINT THERE AN AGE DIFFERENCE OR SMT ?
IDK HOW OLD HE WAS BUT CAPTAIN MAN WAS LIKE 30 SMTHH

but they adults anyway

i had sex with the kitchen sponge

But I’ve heard sponges were asexual…is that true?

spongebob was always girlypop

NOOOO

so what?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eyza after f**king a dog with slight humanoid features:

i'm blocking you

Gosh darn it

This sure is a muddy predicament I’ve gotten myself into

big zad

thats it im initiating the Alpha Warhead Procedure

dew it