When LGBTQ+ people celebrate pride; Yaaas! This is gonna be the best pride month ever! Oh gays, it's that time of your to celebrate your sexuality and we corporate executives are holding a street party for you entirely paid by us! When straight people try to celebrate their wedding anniversary; Honey, I'm afraid we can't to go on vacation for our anniversary after paying for the kids' allergy medicine and school uniforms. We'll just have to celebrate our anniversary at Applebee's again. Oh well, maybe next year.
