*Creative title here*

Biting a finger off.
It was their own finger

Wow

Yes

Not me but another player

Figured. Are you ok with this being in a narration video? I'm asking cause me and my friends want to make an imgflip/Reddit narration. Your username will not be shown. Just the story

sure

found u without stalking lol

I attempted to hit my companions head with the flat of my sword, cause he was being annoying. Suffuse it to say he wasent annoying after that incident!

Our barbarian yeeting a rock at an escaping head cultist

He was 80ft away and one shot him

I was dm, my friend had a high seduction stat and seduced the final boss

rolled a nat 20 to shoot a horse in the back of its leg... in the first session.

My 5th-level Ranger needed to listen to some guards, Nat 20 to sneak up on them. It was noisy so I needed to roll perception, Nat 1. Literally 5 ft. from the guards and couldn't hear a word.

My DM was chill, semi-generous, and ran a generally non-serious game. So, the tiefling druid made a magic item during downtime called the furry rod, he turned my halfling rogue into a furry. My halfling rogue proceeded to make a roll to kick the druid in the balls. It was a nat 20. And the DM made an on-the-fly ruling that, if a nat 20 is rolled to kick someone else in the balls (yes, that is strange), the furry rod's effect is transferred over to the target. I did warn you, this campaign was not serious in the slightest, I mean, part of it took place in a place called Daerun (a Detroit-Faerun hybrid). That was funny.

First enemy I ever killed in DnD was a fine red mist that was once a goblin.

so my party fell into a trap dug by cultists, and they found this dude trapped under a wagon at the bottom. being the (somewhat) good citizens they are, one of my players has their armless monk try to lift the wagon off of the dude. having no arms, they decided to try to kick the wagon off. nat 20. the wagon and its contents were reduced to splinters, but the man was freed. the bard's suit was ruined by sawdust.

When I sick of a battle against a bunch of goblins and an orchestra and decided to rip off a chain from a bridge and strangle the orc

I did not do it but my friend got a nat 20 and umm sliced off a ogres eggplant

Throwing a small halfling up on top of a rogue machine that was going haywire

And

(Almost) seducing a terrifying worm creature but being thrown against a wall covered in monster goo instead

Also a very cutesy 5ft 3 tiefling barking at a bunch of wolves and somehow that helping the situation