sylceon with magisteel armor and the diamond of multiverses, she is now stronger than edgy with it on

Edgy: what if I just
*Takes it off*

sylceon: *calls the police*

Police in question: "991, what's your emergency?"

sylceon: i have been sexually assaulted by an egg, he took off my clothes

Operator: "Apologies for mishearing, but did you say an egg...?"

sylceon: yes, there is walking eggs

Operator: Ight seems believable, wait for a few seconds will send someone over.

-literally that instant: police car crashes into a wall nearby-

sylceon: ARREST HIM

-10 police dudes jump out of the car-
Police: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
-proceeds to dogpile the eg-

*edgy is now in jail for sexual assault*

bad eg

Edgy: pathetic.
*An explosion kills the officers*
Not even an entire army could hope to defeat me.

eggy:
collector:
inkmatas:
eggman:
AM:

Aww who's a cute little fantasy warrior!

mememe

is this going to become a trend? because i stopped typing 5 seconds ago, im drawing it rn

oh

should I even do it?

idk

Kewl suit of armor.

*Shoots her with a Phasular laser*

i jus want to stop edgy
i just want to