POSSIBLY AS A REACTION TO THE RECENT STUDY REVEALING THAT MOST LEFTISTS ARE NEUROTIC HOT MESSES, FORMER REPUBLICAN TURNED LEFTIST CHEERLEADER, BRUCE BARTLETT, CLAIMS THAT THE MAJORITY OF CONSERVATIVES ARE IDIOTS. THIS, MIND YOU, COMING FROM A NEO-LEFTIST WHOSE PARTY CANNOT DEFINE 'WOMAN' AND IS CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH TOILET FACILITY TO USE.