Markiplier Afghanistan

bro sonic zones ain't real 💀
that's like saying
"i hope you get stabbed in pizzascape"
"i hope you get buried in oregano desert"
"i hope you get whacked with a club in golf"
"i hope you get crushed in peppibot factory"
"i hope you get nuked in war"

"i hope you get lost in john gutter"
"i hope you get bombed in ancient cheese"
"i hope you get burnt in bloodsauce dungeon"
"i hope you decompose in wasteyard"
"i hope you get your eyes pecked out in fun farm"
"i hope you get shot in fastfood saloon"
"i hope you drown in crust cove"
"i hope you get cursed in gnome forest"
"i hope you get pulled into a black hole in deep dish 9"
"i hope you get mugged in the pig city"
"i hope you get pink-eye in oh shit"
"i hope you freeze in r-r-freezerator"
"i hope you get haunted in pizzascare"
"i hope you get stuffed into a suit in don't make a sound"
thank you folks, i'll be here all day

can you not come up with a better response?
"i hope you get hit by a wrecking ball in crunchy construction"
"i hope you get suffocated in cottontown"
"i hope you get stuck in mud forever in molasses swamp"
"i hope you get stabbed with a pickaxe in sugarshack mines"
"i hope you get sacrificed in sucrose snowstorm"