it is what it is

This personhas a relationship with a cell phone. I have no regular cell phone activity. I need to go to the park, but that's how you end up with a girlfriend. I also don't like 9-5 work taken home; one of the blue collar job benefits.

Nobody needs a girlfriend

2024: i need a boyfriend

2025:

lore

2026:

good for him

2027:

2028:

damn sounds like skill issue

2029:

2030: Reincarnation