SPENDS YEARS AT EXPENSIVE UNIVERSITY ON SOMEONE ELSE’S DIME STUDYING FRIVOLOUS THINGS YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO GO COLLEGE FOR AND WON’T EVER PUT TO USE; BECOMES A BARTENDER...ONLY A BARTENDER... WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT BABY DADDIES SHE MOSTLY MET IN A BAR. BRINGS HER KIDS TO THE BAR OFTEN AND CLAIMS TO QUIT DRINKING YET STILL WORKS AT A BAR