it would be fun~

You mock my pain~
Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling something~

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife~ That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting~ So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com~ Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick~ It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller~ And guess what~? Here's what my dong looks like~ That's right, baby~ Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong~ He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth~ That's right, this is what you get~! My SUPER LASER PISS~! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth...~ I'm gonna go higher~ I'm pissing on the MOOOON~! How do you like that, OBAMA~? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT~! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too~!

yes please~
more mayo~

no we’re all out~

aw man~
maybe I can get some more~

how~

you know how~

ok~

let's do it~

I got the money let’s go to the store~

alright~

(side note: boo! get to the sex!)
a-ahh!~ ah!~ hah~ h-harder!~ ah!~ yes!~~ mo-more!~~ ah!~

wtf~

Ah-ahhh!~~ ye-yes!~ more!~ harder!~ harder!~ p-please!~ ah!~ mo-more!~ i'm gonna c-cum!~ ah!~

whoops~

a-ah!~ more!~ more!~ harder!~ faster~ a-ahh!~ ah!~ mo-more!~ I'm cumming!~ ahh!~ hah~ ah!~

hehe~

ah!~ more!~ I love you!~ faster!~ ah!~

~

uhh

Kill yourself now~
You should kill yourself now~
Your life is worth nothing~
You serve zero purpose~

I shat my pants~

help me bury this body~

I hate women~

/j

man c'mon now get that pepper off there~
aw somebody come get this man~