That is why the Norwegian Army made a king penguin a brigadier, and why Australia lost two wars against flightless birds.

2? I thought it was only the emu war

At least I think it was twice. My point stands though, flightless birds are not something you want to square off with.

Only in america, but if you attack them at their schools armed with a rifle, you can get at least 9.

I doubt that. You don't use rifles for shooting at birds, you use shotguns. You only use rifles if the birds in particular are really, really stupid.

That’s why you get 23 in the school with a shotgun