Oh damn

my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive

Girls: "Why do boys die sooner than us?"
Boys:

Na the spider became a whole Man

Lmafo

That spider busted inside of 3 big guys I guess it has W rizz

So that is what webs are made of.

Sir or ma'am or whatever you classify yourself as, you have inspired me to overcome my arachnophobia and become a spider exterminator.