She’s a Jew, so she’s really really really good with money. I’m sure she earned this through shrewd investing and cutthroat, take-no-prisoners, decision making.
Wait a second; she (I am sorry for gender assuming) is not Jewish? What the f**k? Why on earth would a black (I am sorry for race assuming) woman change her last name to Goldberg if she wasn’t Jewish? That doesn’t even sound plausible. What will you make up next - that she had a white boyfriend who dressed up in black face to publicly roast her? GTFO