The Very-Well-Thought-out, Very Sound
and Completely Rational, Trumpian
Arguments for Trump That No
Reasonable Person Can Deny...
1. Trump never got convicted, therefore
he is obviously innocent.
2. He had some big rallies, so obviously
most people agree with him.
3. Fox News is the #1 viewed, so
obviously it must be telling the truth.
4. CNN's coverage of him was 90%
negative, so it's obviously all a lie.
5. Trump is really rich, therefore he is
obviously a genius.
6. He's a businessman, so he obviously
knows how to hire the best people.
7. He gives up his salary, therefore he is
obviously really honest.