My favorite is the physicist

quantum physicists: it is both half full and half empty until you look at it

schrödinger's cat

Yummy

nah, hydrogen cyanide isn't that good of a sidedish

Nucleas

nucleas

Guilty artist here. I accidently drank the paint water cup instead of the normal water cup once

Yeah it tasted like water with food dye in it.. Pretty good :)

I did that once too

It tastes good to me tbh

I threw up after

I drank more of it

im a realist.

Real

realities of the realist reals.

Me: it’s bloody H2O

r/TechnicallyCorrect

I personally prefer scepticist. It's probably mercury.

im the surrealist.

I’m the physics