"A 16-year-old boy with a hot teacher. I mean, what was the Van Halen song? ‘Hot for Teacher.’ That was written about this. It wasn’t written about, ‘Hey, let’s have a responsible relationship with someone close to my age.’ I don’t condone it, I just envy it. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying, ‘Why not me?’"; -GOP media darling Greg Gutfeld essentially saying he'd happily be 1/2 of a pedophilic criminal incident if given the opportunity.
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