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12 ups, 12mo,
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Can't beleive the devs still haven't patched that yet. There's also another bug that creates something called "Wifi" pretty weird too.
3 ups, 12mo
The wifi thing can be slow over massive distances, but it’s pretty broken
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how the heck does someone think of using the overcomplicated light engine with some insane wiring builds to allow you to instantly communicate with everyone server-wide.
7 ups, 12mo
Bro using the unga bunga method tho
6 ups, 12mo
bro the devs finnally found the glitch !!!
4 ups, 12mo
Before we get into the glitch however, I'd like to thank today's sponsor: Euphrates river trading.
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4 ups, 12mo
I hope they never fix this glitch. It saved me when I was dying from hunger.
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3 ups, 12mo,
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Mad?
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1 up, 12mo,
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1 up, 12mo
I said mad because you said mad
3 ups, 12mo
WWII germans managed to find a inf exp farm glitch
2 ups, 12mo
Man it’s just like Minecraft this glitch became a feature! Now everyone does it
2 ups, 12mo,
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It is a well-known fact that food can spread through "seeds", small loot drops that eventually grow into more food plants wherever they are left.

Usually these seeds are useless for humans, unless you intend on eating them too, but by building dirt paths over a massive patch of land then hitting dropped seeds on the paths with a long flat tool or your fists, you can forcibly glitch the seeds through the paths and wedge them between the path and the ground. The game counts this as the seeds being "underground" allows them to grow. This only works with dirt path buildings as no other building has the fertility value that allows for food growth.

Some players have started to name things related to their infinite food farms. To build the dirt paths, for instance, is to "till the soil", and to glitch the seeds underground is called "planting". tools such as the "hoe", an unfortunate name though not surprising given the playerbase, helps with the planting process.

To keep food plants alive players have built the "water bucket" item and dumped it over the growing food, which simulates rainfall even in arid regions of the map. Other players have reported a success in digging channels for water to flow around food plants in.
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When the industrial DLC came around in the last 200 years or so, some players have found that they could automate much of the farming process with machines, which makes the glitch much more viable for solo players. It has also eliminated many faction wars caused by food scarcity.
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2 ups, 12mo,
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One day around 90 years ago, the developers of the game attempted to remove the "Farming" glitch by deleting any food found to be aquired by farming. This patch was first tested in the Ukraine servers, but backfired horribly. Over a period of 10 years, the servers became lawless, factions broke down and caved in due to civil war, and many players quit the game after starving. After "The Farming Patch" was removed however, the servers generally made a full recovery, and the devs never tried to remove farming again. The tragic event was later renamed 'The Holdomor' by the playerbase.
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Another notable example of glitch removal attempts happened 80 years ago in North American servers, nicknamed the "Dust Bowl" by those hit by it. Game-overs became increasingly common as the average player already suffering from the Great Depression event found themselves with dwindling food supplies. Finally players developed Crop Rotation, changing the food seeds planted every year to get around the anti-farming check which primarily detected a lot of food being repeatedly planted in the same place over multiple years, allowing them to get around the patch entirely. The developers quickly rolled back the patch there as well deciding it wasn't worth the cost to try and constantly patch the glitch.
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2 ups, 12mo
I love how it was made 12000 years ago
2 ups, 12mo
They need to patch this now, server I play on totally ruined after this. Glad it doesn't happen in uncontacted tribes mode though.
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New Crop just Dropped
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