Yo Mama's so old she witnessed the battle between Kyogre and Groudon

yo mama's so old she saw arceus create the universe

Yo Mama's so poor she couldn't even get you a starter

yo mama so fat when she fell i didnt laugh but the sidewalk cracked up

HOW BIG IS THEIR MOM?! DITTO CAN FREAKING TURN INTO KYOGRE AND GROUDON

and eternatus

And a contained black hole

Wailord, too

Exactly

yo mama's so fat that when she stepped onto the battlefield the judge said no dynamaxing

Yo mama so ugly, she got YOUR LOOKS!

I guess your mama's stupidity was hereditary, cause that roasts doesn't even make sense.

I called him ugly.

and i made a joke about genetics...

which applied to your joke...

No, I'm just stupid. It's not hereditary.

yo mama so old AND fat that she tripped, fell, and the dinosaurs went extinct.

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Yo mama’s so fat, she’s even heavier than Cosmoem

Okay 👌

Yo mama so ugly the Sanji became a priest