Kimoto chainsaw man

“Wait you’re only 20 years old?”

i thought you was like 22 or sum

A ton of people in college thought I was a grad student or a senior

Thinkin the same thing rn

"ooo~" i blocked the person when she said that to me.

i said irl cuh

"What in the living fuсk is a futa"

Dafuq is the last word
(I don’t want to say it)

Someone at school gave me a cotton stuffed pillow once, pulled the cotton out of it, gave it to me and said “now it’s your turn. Do what you do best.”

"Do i watch furry porn" - Some random kid in my class

you prolly do

Nuh Uh

contect: asked a girl out
" ik, its just i don't want my parents to find out, mabey when were older

"Kill all men"

feminist

frr

I then got her and me into 4-day OSS that day

Massive W since I got to finish Breaking Bad during that time and pissed her off lmao
and I didn't even fail the class either🤣🤣🤣
This was last yer

year*

Back when you were trans

No need to remind me again
I'm glad I changed my ways

"this motherf**ker just said he loves little boy p**is what the f**k man"

it wasnt to me but we were playing cards against humanity

i said irl mf

cards against humanity is a card game dumbass

oh yuh
i forgor

no

“You zesty af”

wanna hump the carpet

"so is drawing gay furry pornography a W or L?" -random fucĸing person I'm glad i'll never see again

its a L

an*

"Why would I shove A STIFF COCK, up my ass?" - Me