im not gonna do it today bc the 10 y/o is prowling at this hour

BIG FAT RED GUY IS FAKE!??????????
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

wait no hes real!! very real 😊

lmfao

lol

Wait Santa fake

no lol im just pranking her!!11!! to mke her THINK he isnt real!!!11!!! 😼😼🙈

SANTA FAKE?!?!?!!!!

nono hes real

Ok good

lol

Wait did she not know

they both don't know

why do you think im the easter bunny and santa and the tooth fairy

Nah bro just the eater bunny

Easter*

no im all three

i pick out the presents which is good bc i know them best and i sneak under their pillow and replace it with money and one time i drew the tooth fairy's "signature" on the little whiteboard in my room and said hey guys!!! whats that?? she must have signed my whiteboard!

Oh you mena for ur sisters

yes for my sisters

who else

Idk I blanked

oh

Lol

lol

AW I DIDNT KNOW I WOULD GO HOME SICK TODAY

I WAS GONNA DO IT TODAY TOO

☠️

zaddening

Faddening

no if i did it today she wouldnt even take me seriously

she would laugh in my trumpet 7th grade boy toddler sounding face

💀

lol

Lmao
I kinda forgot what your voice like ngl

good

im sick so i sound horrible rn so dont ask for a vocaroo or something

I won’t
Do one before you leave if you can

no

Why not

i'll still be sick next week 💀 it takes me forever to recover when i get sick

F

fr

Okay

ye