My plans for today are ruined

Idk, ask one of those babies you see in ylyl videos... They do it all the time

burh imagine swimming in the toilet and not the Chernobyl water

Ah yes, another "Spent Fuel Pool = Swimming Pool" incident. Though, it'd be worse if they were swimming in the melted fuel rods.

Damn I was gonna invite my friends over and go swimming and we were gonna drown Dave.

We know it's tempting *laughs to self* but 3 people have already drowned

That's a bummer :/