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1 up, 1y
These are the 3 easiest routes to killing yourself:
1. Lynch yourself
2. Ingest cyanide
3. Jump off a 6 story building
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The best method of suicide is one that emits little to no sound or signs of struggle. I would suggest you first put duct tape on your mouth making it so you can't speak. Don't tie yourself on the fan because it may cause you to bleed and because it moves so fast. The fan may also cause the duct tape to fly off from your face, making any screams audible to people around you. Of course it should be in an isolated area. The best area in your home is your closet. Your shower is not the best because the bar that holds the curtain might fall down, which produces audio, which may arouse worry in the other residents of your home. Intoxicants are not good because it takes time for them to kill you and it may kill you when around other people and it may not be a death, just cardiac arrest. Cardiac arrest is not good news because you don't die and since you're a teenager and most likely more healthy, this will arouse suspicion as to how you are now at risk for a heart attack.
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