A drunk stumbles in to a bar. The
bartender can tell he's pretty upset. bartender; so what's wrong with you?
drunk; I was taking a piss in the alley and this truck
came by and ripped my dick right off
bartender; bull shit!
drunk; No man, I've got it right here,
The drunk reaches into his pocket and lays it on the bar.
bartender; that's a cigar butt
drunk; oh shit, wrong pocket
He reaches into the other pocket and lays it on the bar.
bartender; that's another cigar butt
drunk; Oh shit, I smoked my dick
