WHY AM I NOT ON THE CHART OF SOME OF THE TOP MEMERS OF SPLATOON_2 STREAM!!!???????!!??!!? I AM ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM GOING INSA

jesus f**k chill

why are you worshipping me

:D you back

but why

I'm happy ur back

but why
i never left
and why

You left splatoon_2 for a long time

yeah and im not back
im not returning to splatoon 2
and either way why does that make you happy

Don't worry, I'm never going to be on there

I’ll make you on there.

The only reason why I’m also not up there is because of my criminal record.

Wdym

I tried taking over the world after the Zelda splatfest, I then proceeded to break out of prison, and then kidnapped the little buddies. (I set them free btw)

Gwhuh