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Know your soyspeak terms! | KNOW YOUR SOYSPEAK TERMS; GEM - GOOD
COAL - BAD
KETCHUP - GEM
MUSTARD - COAL
GOAL - MEDIOCRE, COMBINATION OF GEM AND COAL
GEMERALD/DIAMOND - BEST
DUST - WORSE
BRIMSTONE - WORST
RUST - WORSE THAN GOAL, BETTER THAN COAL
IRON - GOAL
'CORD - DISCORD
4CUCK/'CUCK - 4CHAN
CHUD - RIGHT WINGER
'CADO - NIKOCADO AVOCADO
COINSLOT - THE FORMER'S "COIN SLOT"
SLOWBURN - MAKING CRYPTIC REFERENCES INSTEAD OF OVERT SLUR/SHOCK POSTING
CIU - TO POST SLURS AND SHOCK CONTENT
'P - SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT
'ZELLIG/ONGEZELLIG - DUTCH TRANIME. SOME SOYTEENS ARE OBSESSED WITH IT
CHEESE/LEE/BARNEY - ALL REFERENCES TO BARNEYF*G (LEE GOLDSON), AN OBSCURE NAMEF*G WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST CHILDREN'S SHOWS
TSMT - THIS, SO MUCH THIS
ID'D - GOOD
IV'D - BAD | image tagged in soyjak,language | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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As much as a 25-year-old virgin who's wired like a 45-year-old jaded divorced man as I am, I've never heard any of those terms, and as I'm now aware that they're used by complete losers, I will avoid them.
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Spoken like a true redditor
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Former Redditor. F**k 'em.
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Squirtle (Japanese: ゼニガメ Zenigame) is a Water-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

It evolves into Wartortle starting at level 16, which evolves into Blastoise starting at level 36.

Along with Bulbasaur and Charmander, Squirtle is one of the three starter Pokémon of Kanto available at the beginning of Pokémon Red, Green, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen.
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Coal (bad)
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KNOW YOUR SOYSPEAK TERMS; GEM - GOOD COAL - BAD KETCHUP - GEM MUSTARD - COAL GOAL - MEDIOCRE, COMBINATION OF GEM AND COAL GEMERALD/DIAMOND - BEST DUST - WORSE BRIMSTONE - WORST RUST - WORSE THAN GOAL, BETTER THAN COAL IRON - GOAL 'CORD - DISCORD 4CUCK/'CUCK - 4CHAN CHUD - RIGHT WINGER 'CADO - NIKOCADO AVOCADO COINSLOT - THE FORMER'S "COIN SLOT" SLOWBURN - MAKING CRYPTIC REFERENCES INSTEAD OF OVERT SLUR/SHOCK POSTING CIU - TO POST SLURS AND SHOCK CONTENT 'P - SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT 'ZELLIG/ONGEZELLIG - DUTCH TRANIME. SOME SOYTEENS ARE OBSESSED WITH IT CHEESE/LEE/BARNEY - ALL REFERENCES TO BARNEYF*G (LEE GOLDSON), AN OBSCURE NAMEF*G WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST CHILDREN'S SHOWS TSMT - THIS, SO MUCH THIS ID'D - GOOD IV'D - BAD