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The children are becoming restless.

idk ?

cause you gotta nut

no I only like pistachios, peanuts, and cashews but I dont have any ATM.

no my direct balls hurt if i dont piss

Then idk what you’re going through
Go see a doctor

impossible

because piss isn't stored in the balls?

the balls don't ''store'' anything, dude

why do they *hurt* whenever I dont piss

idk just piss to make it go away

the balls don't store anything

i pissed and they hurt even more
theyre gradually hurting even more

doctor time

im american
id have to sell my balls to afford the doctor

this is why health insurence exists dude

No tengo seguro medico

if your balls hurt so much, then sell them

callate no vendo mis testiculos

slowly but surely

Then why do they exist
They gotta store something

they are glands that produce semen

No they produce pee

Jk I’m not *that* stupid
(Emphasis on the *that*)

ah...

they dont store stuff

Zamn

For inklings from splatoon ink is stored in the balls /j they don't got any theyre squids