This actually happened in my last session

Its better than my friend who *Ehem* SEDUCED THE FINAL BOSS..

He tried to seduce a hag.

My friend went through the story, and hooked up with EVERY. SINGLE. ENCOUNTER.

Yeah the only reason he didn't is because we're all minors and the dm said no

THAt happened to me too, I GATED IT

*Hated

One of my friends... Ahem... Shat in a whale carcass?

poor guy can't catch a break

Lol

and he is also terrible at vicious mockery we were fighting an orc or smth at one point and he said "uh what would your uhh mother.. think of this"

*casts magic missile* aw shit they all missed! (Cha 4)

I suck at the only thing I'm good at lol

how tf do you miss with magic missile????

You turned slightly

ok?

All of them hit your owlbe- OH SHIT I'M SCREWED!

he is coming for you.

Technically tho... *plane shifts* ethereal plane

*owlbear is confused, owlbear is bamboozled, owlbear is CONFOOZLED*

ok then

roses are red
cacti are prickly
holy shit that escalated quickly

Yeah I play with teenagers

I'm also a teenager

me too

Cool

in our first campaign our druid got crushed with a giant foot

Ha! Lol one of my friends got murdered by a carrion crawler in Icewind Dale!

the person who adopted this owlbear tried to seduce a hag last session -_-

At least they didn't seduce a harpy...

good poi- wait what?

*rumbling* did they seduce Tiamat?

*five simultaneous roars*

EXCUSE ME WHAT?!

Yes. r/thathappened

Lol

wth?!

It... Jesus Christ... *shoots a finch with a ballista*

well i remember one time our bard got a painting of a goblin and could only speak goblin for like a month, then her got an orc painting, then he got rid of the orc painting and couldn't speak at all. and guess what? he was given another goblin painting

Lol

yeah this dude couldn't speak common for months

Lmao

and last session he got a goblin statue, but he could still speak common. the guy who's playing the bard is the one who played the druid

Lol

Get a picture of a human or a sxy elf

Lol yeah we have an owlbear on our team now, along with a giant weasel a bag of tricks a parrot a pseudo dragon and a wizard with find familiar

The only person without some sort of pet is our barbarian

Poor barbarian! Not even a steed?

No, but he also has a dread helm sooo yeah

In Icewind Dale I play a scorcerer and I have a western diamondback rattlesnake but white instead of tan, wearing a cute witch hat. His name... is Salazar.