I guess coffee is good for you..

Aaaaannnd… this is y china didn’ didn’t invade oz and isn’t anytime soon. As an Australian I say that I will never see a meme more accurate about Australia in my lifetime again.

did the attacker have a gun tho? Or was he just using his fist?

Especially an eshay that’s on meth

The only reason guns were made illegal in Australia is because they became irrelevant

ok

*happy australian noises*

*confused american noises*

*confused Irish, German, Russian, American, Scottish, Mexican, and Native noises*

*confused italian and canadian noises*

i am australian, and i have done this (but it was someone who broke in to my house)

And you wonder why the whole world fears Australia man.

DAMN HE"S A GENIUS!