Aaaaannnd… this is y china didn’ didn’t invade oz and isn’t anytime soon. As an Australian I say that I will never see a meme more accurate about Australia in my lifetime again.

I guess coffee is good for you..

did the attacker have a gun tho? Or was he just using his fist?

Especially an eshay that’s on meth

The only reason guns were made illegal in Australia is because they became irrelevant

ok

And you wonder why the whole world fears Australia man.

i am australian, and i have done this (but it was someone who broke in to my house)

*happy australian noises*

*confused american noises*

*confused Irish, German, Russian, American, Scottish, Mexican, and Native noises*

*confused italian and canadian noises*

DAMN HE"S A GENIUS!