MOM, IT'S SCARY TO FIGHT IN A WAR, AND CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO END UP IN DEBT; SON, YOU GOT 2 CHOICES COLLEGE OR JOIN THE MILITARY, BESIDES THAT I HATE PUTIN; WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAVE ALL MY ALLOWANCES IN THE BANK? NOW THAT I'M 18 YOU WANT TO THROW ME OUT???