Mah boi Evan >:3

You have been walking through the forest in the dark for almost an hour now, feeling completely lost. However just when you are about to give up and accept your fate, you seen a small ray of light peaking through the trees up ahead. You run towards it, believing you have civilization, or at least people to help you. You burst through the trees, and see this.

(Human or humanoid OCs are preferred. Romance optional, but he’s straight and in my other story he has a girlfriend. No overpowered OCs please. The art was made by me :). You are allowed three items if your choice, nothing really special (ex. Rope, a dagger, and lantern, some coins, etc. no super stuff or anything.). Please keep your language clean, Evan does not approve of foul language (he might just eat you if you bug him too much).)

It:who goes there

Phantom- uh... nevermind I'm going back into the woods...*takes a few steps back*

“What? It’s true!” *He starts walking into the trees to the left*

Phantom- *follows him*

“So while we’re walking, why don’t you tell me about yourself?”

Phantom- alright then...My name is Phantom, whats yours?

“Evan.”

Phantom- well its nice to meet you evan.

“Likewise, I guess.”

Phantom- yeah...how old are you?

“Uh… 19 I think. I didn’t know for most of my life.”

Phantom- huh interesting

“Arxmains! Giant scaly killing machines with tons of teeth! They’re native to these regions, actually.”

Phantom- ive never seen one of those...or heard of them but they sound dangerous.

*laughs* “Yeah, they are. But I love a good challenge, and they know not mess with me.”

Phantom- huh interesting

“Since I don’t know where Florida is, I could just bring you to my house and call someone from there. Is that okay?”

Phantom- sounds like a plan to me.

“Alright” *he stands up and brushes some grass bits off of his pants (he’s nine ft tall btw) “Let’s go then.”

Phantom- wow you are tall.

*looks down at him* “Nah, you’re just really small.”

Phantom- *frowns at him*

*Moves the corpse into the bush behind him with his tail* “Um. Was this your pet or something? If so I am so sorry I had no idea—“

Phantom- oh no its not my pet. I just didn't expect this scenario in the woods.

“You— you probably shouldn’t be here.”

Phantom- yeah...im a bit lost

“I mean— these woods can be dangerous. How’d you even wind up in a place like this?”

Phantom- I got lost...

*starts licking away the blood on his hands and around his mouth* “Are you expecting me to do something about it?”

Phantom- I'm assuming you know your way around the woods.

“Most parts of it. I know this part for sure. It’s… my hunting grounds, I suppose.”

Phantom- ah ok i see

“And I’m assuming you’ll want help getting out of here?”

Phantom- you guessed it.

“Kay. Tell me where you live and I’ll see if I can get you there.”

Phantom- well I live in florida.

“What the heck is florida?”

Phantom- its a place full of alligators and tropical fruit and old people.

“I don’t know what an alligator is—“

Phantom- oh...uh...its like a giant lizard with really sharp teeth and is wont hesitate to kill you.

*snaps his fingers* “Like an Arxmain?”

Phantom- no idea what that is.

One of my friend’s names is evan 💀💀💀💀💀

(Are you roleplaying?)

(no)

Raymond: What in the mint chocolate chip happened here...

“Sounds cool.”

Raymond: Thank you

“I haven’t read a book in a long time. If you ever finish it, could I read it?”

Raymond: Sure!

“Great. Do you have any family?”

Raymond: Yep! my mothers!

*tilts head to the side* “Mothers? Is it possible for humans to have more than one?”

Raymond: Mhm!

*he paused for a second* “…That’s interesting.”

“You’re not on Earth.”

Raymond:I Know,but I'm from there!

“And now you’re on Phoremall.” *shrugs again*

*He facepalms*

“Are you expecting me to do something about it??”

Raymond: I would like directions to someone or something that could get me out of here..

“I’m not good with directions. I could help you find your way, if you really need me to.”

Raymond: If you could, I would be greatful!

(Evan is nine feet tall by the way) *sighs again* “Alright.” *he stands up and kicks the corpse under further into the bushes* “I don’t know where you came from, so I’ll just take you to my house and try to call someone from there. Is that alright with you?”

*Raymond's 5'5 ness looks up at him*
Raymond: Sure...

“Only mages can see wormholes. People usually just wander through by accident, because wormholes only take you to places that look just like the place you were before.”

Raymond: But I don't go out much? i never been to a place that looks like here!

“Weird…. Where were you before?”

Raymond: Not sure...

*falls backwards into the bush* “This conversation is getting neither of us anywhere. I just wanted to go hunting for a change and try making yakiniku. Now I’m talking to a human to can tear off their limbs.”

Raymond: I have a name, ya know!

“Mhm. What would that be?”

Raymond: My name is Raymond Stith-Mirisciotta!

*looks up at you in surprise* “You have a last name? You must be pretty important to have a privilege like that.”

*He looked confused*
Raymond: on earth, everyone has one!

“Did you really think you were on Earth?”

Raymond: I don't know anymoreeeeeee

*shrugs* “Maybe you went through a wormhole. I found one once that took me all the way to Remitah. It took weeks to find a ship to bring me back here.”

*Raymond.EXE has stopped working*

*thinking* two minutes ago this guy was pulling his limbs off. Did he break himself?

Raymond: Reeeeeeeee- I don't understandddddd

“What don’t you understand??”

Raymond: Everything!

*confused a bit* “You’re not on Earth, you’re on Phoremall, it’s 2023, and you probably went through a wormhole by accident to get here.”

Raymond: HOW IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SEVEN DID I EVEN FIND A WORMHOLE? *He sighs* Only my luck-

*moves the corpse into the bush behind him with his tail* “Uh-! Um nothing! Nothing happened! It’s a lovely night!” *wipes the blood from his face and licks the blood off his hands*

*He started snickering a bit*
Raymond: Dang, you know how to backpedal fast! I'm not judging, just to let you know.
*He leans against a tree*

*he looks uneasily at you, before relaxing and sinking into grass a bit* “You… you probably shouldn’t be here.”

*He cocked his head to the side in curiosity*
Raymond: May I ask why?

“It’s not always safe in these woods… especially with someone like me wandering around. Erm— these are my hunting grounds.”

Raymond: ohhhhhh, wait, what are you? If I may ask?

“I’m a Supernatural. Are you a human?”

*He gives a little shake of his hand*
Raymond: Ehhhhh, I guess?

*tilts his head* “Are you a different breed of human or something?”

Raymond: More like I'm just dead and not sure if that still makes me human...

*he starts walking to the left* “It’s about a mile walk to my place.” *he looks back at you* “I hope that won’t be too much of an inconvenience for you.”

Raymond: Nope!

“Nice.” They walk in silence for a few minutes, before glancing down at you.* “So, huma— I mean Raymond. Why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself?”

Raymond: Oh, i'm a writer!

“What kind of stuff do you write about?”

Raymond: fiction stories!

“I like fiction. Anything you’ve been working on lately?”

Raymond: Just a story about a woman and a ghost

“Sounds interesting. Thriller, romance, horror, what genre?”

Raymond: Half thriller, half romance

“You don’t look dead.”

Raymond: I don't? Then why... *He then casually takes off his arm* Can I do this to all my limbs?

“Jorma can do that, and she’s not dead.”

Raymond: who dat?

“A friend I met in the asylum.”

Raymond: .... Asylum?

“The asylum. That the Darklings built. I accidentally burned it down a few months ago? Haven’t you heard about the mafia that has been tormenting this world for like… forever?”

Raymond: ... excuse eh what now? This is still 2023, correct? I never heard of that!

“It’s 2023. But humans are from Earth, right? This is Phoremall.”

Raymond: Phoremall? w-what the-
*he then fell-sat on the floor and started mummbeling*