"Hey chat, I'm in Splatsville and I just got the Claymore of Blah!"

Death: That looks cool!

Jinsei: thanks! I got it from the calamitous remains

D: It's massive! How do you carry that thing?

Jinsei: I-I don't know

D: Well, nonetheless, It's very cool

Jinsei: I don't think I'm actually able to carry it

D: Oh. Well...
*There's a poof of smoke and the sword is smaller and lighter, so Jinsei can carry it*

Jinsei: This doesn't feel right... although it is much better to carry it, I liked it when it was bigger. I was going to hang it up too

D: Oh okay...
Well, this'll be a bit more difficult but...

*Death recites an incantation, there's a larger poof of smoke, and the sword is back to it's original size, but still light and easy for Jinsei to wield*

Sorry, what swords does she have?

She can either carry the sword of Rebirth and sword of Revival or she can carry the Claymore of blah

sis: is it cool

Camera Man: What brings you up on these rooftops?

Life: I don't like sword!!! Once i got hurt by it!!!!