Partypooper: "Hello? =("
Partygoer: "Hey! Wassup? =)"
Partypooper: "Need your help, can you come over here? =("
Partygoer: "No, I can't, I'm buying clothes. =)"
Partypooper: "Alright, well hurry up and come over here. =("
Partygoer: "Well, I can't find them. =)"
Partypooper: "What do you mean you can't find them?
=("
Partygoer: "I can't find them, there's only soup. =)"
Partypooper: "What do you mean there is only soup? =("
Partygoer: "It means there's only soup! =)"
Partypooper: "WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! >=("
Partygoer: "Alright, you don't have to shout at me! <=)"
*partygoer proceeds to walk into next aisle*
Partygoer: "There's more soup! =)"
Partypooper: "What do you mean there's more soup?! >=("
Partygoer: "There's just more soup! =)"
Partypooper: "Go into the next aisle! >=("
*partygoer heads into the next aisle*
Partygoer: "There's just more soup! =)"
Partypooper: "What do you mean there's more soup?! >=("
Partygoer: "There's just more soup! =)"
Partypooper: "Where are you right now?! >=("
Partygoer: "I'm at soup! =)"
Partypooper: "What do you mean you're at soup?! >=("
Partygoer: "I mean I'm at SOUP! >=)"
Partypooper: "What level are you on?! >=("
Partygoer: "I'm at Level 6.1! >=)"
Partypooper: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SNACKROOMS!?!?!? >=("
Partygoer: "F*CK YOU!!! >=)"
And that is how the Partygoer War started.