fruits and vegetables

Tomatos: I'm I a joke to you?

lmao

Having poor eyesight and needing glasses is technically a disability
Meaning I am a fruit and a vegetable

Hey saaaaaame

*Tomato has entered the chat*

so being a fruit is a gender now? what's next, cars? (i mean we already have attack helicopters soooo)

being a fruit is kinda like slang for being gay

oh

I have 5 mental disabilities and a chronic noncontagious disease.
I'm a f**king vegetable...

deadass?

?
I don't understad most modern slang

deadass? = actually?

ohhhh ok
yes. yes i do.

I don't get ot

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you know how if you cook a grenade too long it'll explode in your hand? i'm comparing that to if you don't let go of an ex girlfriend, you'll potentially end up offing yourself. the joke's a lot less funny when you have to explain it :(

Ohh now I get it but damn bro lmao