Viva la revolution

based

finally

Don't

check your mailbox

Nah

go on

Let me talk to him

check your mailbox

I ain't falling for it

what

Pipe bomb
I know you snuck one in there, and when I open it, my mailbox explodes.

I'm not retarded

no, pizza

I ain't falling for it. If it were pizza, I would smell it

pasta

Same goes for pasta

noodles

Make up your mind

doritos

I might check...

:)

Huh, there's actually Doritos

yeah

Nice

:)

Give him another chance, I'll talk to him.

no

Why not

his head has been detached

Not yet
I held the blade up

drop it

Make me

alr

What?