NEW STUDIES REVEAL THAT LIBERAL YOUTH ARE GENERALLY FAR MORE NEUROTIC AND DEPRESSED THAN CONSERVATIVE YOUTH. THIS DEPRESSION PARTICULARLY APPLIES TO LIBERAL FEMALES. TYPICAL LIBERAL MALE; TYPICAL LIBERAL MALE; TYPICAL LIBERAL MALE; FRANKLY THE REASON FOR THIS MYSTERIOUS CHRONIC DEPRESSION AMONG YOUNG LIBERAL WOMEN, IS A PUZZLE THAT MAY NEVER BE SOLVED.