Tears of This Struggle

Where TF am I? How do I get TF down from here?! Din damnit, what do y'all mean I have to save the Princess, again? Who TF is this 'Ganondorf'? He sounds like a lil bitch, TBH. Kass better not fly his ass near me with his stupid accordion, or I'mma rage-quit. 'Tears of the Kingdom'? How about Tears of This Struggle. Bruh, the soul of my every incarnation is tired, yo. Let the Princess save herself this time.