"I can't find him-oh look the anti terrorism squad is here maybe they can help"

(Whispers into radio mic) Suspect located !

*Finds son* "Oh hey allah akbar where have you been"
Squad: "oh sh*t there are two of them now"

Squad ... OPEN FIRE !

Then suddenly there's an airplane "Yo Allah akbar good to see you're safe"

Not that safe ! :~)

Just stand on a high balcony and shout his name ... I'm sure everything will be fine ! :~)

What's the worst that could happen?

Let's wait and find out ! :~)

"Why is everyone running away?"

Must be racism

"But the cops are here! Hey! Help me find Allah Akbar?"

Now imagine if you lost him at an airport

OPEN FIRE ! ALL WEAPONS !