Introducing: The Messiest Ketchup in the West

That's closer to the story reported! So pathetic, what kind of petty, jealous, woman-hating mad man even considers shoving frozen packets of ketchup inside their body?

If there was ever a missing piece of evidence to prove these people are not real women it's this. I have NEVER known a woman who was excited about their period, unless they were worried they were pregnant and didn't want to be.
AND, if these people aren't hooking themselves up to cramp simulators for two or three days on end, they aren't getting the full experience anyway.
F**king posers.

You are correct, Tim! And as a real woman, I can tell you periods are nothing to envy.

Where were they when I was younger? I'd have GLADLY given them mine! 😂