this is why i always carry a portable micro black hole generator with me

and if i'm feeling extra mad, take the paper, turn it into a paper airplane and stab it in their eyes, THEN use the black hole generator

and, tbh, i don't get the birthday part lol

Can I borrow you portable black hole generator I’ve been needing one for a while

no need to borrow mine, i have some for sale for free, you just need a standard firearm license and nothing else