First two to comment is a general

Soilder.

Shut you furry you aren’t even a man

Go cry to your father

Oh wait you don’t have one

And? So what i'm not a man.

Get out the battle field

I'm not roleplaying anyways misogynist

And I hope to never see you

Me: Oh no. (i am part German so Imma side with the Nazis)

(could i perhaps be a tank driver? ive been looking into M4 shermans lately)

Yes

(SWEET)

This.

Yes

P1: God damit i thought that would have been better damit

Phantom- here we go...another war

me:

jack: *shoots his m1 garand at the germans*

You are the first commenter you are general

*gets shot by an m1 garand*