heehheeheheh

Civic spelled backwards is civiC

The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"
Soldier: “Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!”
The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Scout: "Let's go, let's go-"
Heavy: "INCOMING!"
Heavy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [screaming]"
Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"
Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."
Spy: "Ahem."
Spy: "Gentlemen."
[Meet the Spy' Title Card]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
Soldier: "...and a knife."
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"
Scout: "Ow! No offense."
Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me.”
Scout: “What are you, president of his fan club?”
Spy: “No. That would be your mother.”

im actually makin somthin related to tf2 currently

My Minecraft pickaxe is called daddy large jaws

MoistCr1tikal gets dragged into an argument about God for looking like Jesus. (Real) (Not clickbait) (Gone sexual) (Don't call amogus at 3AM)

In thy yeah uh the uh among us funny ? 😮😮😮 Guh m like th uh th im at my limy have a min uh stuff ye 😃 guh Nate higgers sun shi halol haram hamdel 😎

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows even over the sun
Every end of the time is another begun

You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
Consequential enough to slip you into a trance
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric

You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene
Oh, no, no, oh yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
So give it up and smile

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool although you're only a man
So give it up and smile

You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end

Without looking down, gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon, I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

Tally Hall - Ruler of everything.

I have just orally consumed a pipe bomb

try hypnotizing yourself into a furry i works