I never done this before

What if we put our Minecraft beds together?

0%

hewwo

70%

SIMP

SIMP

No no no he said hewwo and i have to said that

lmao

simp

wait wha-

huh

How'd that get a higher rating than mine

are you a book?
because i wanna open you right up!~

40%

ps : are you a pickaxe or a hoe?

just askin!

I can make 7.142857142857143 grilled cheese per hour

are you a parking ticket? 😏😏😜🤪😍

bc you got "fine" 😳🤯 written all over you 😎🤓😻😼

15%

im in the mood for 😳🤯😏 pizza 🍕

A PIZZA YOU-

Did you fall from heaven?
Because you took some fall damage

Uwu

60%

Hey girl, are you a sock? Because I wanna cum in y-

Not a girl, 15%

Shit

i-if you were a-a-a 😖😣😽 a fart 🥴

i would clench my buttcheeks so hard 😤😻😼🤡🥹

bc i would never let you go 🤓😎🤩🥳😻👹😼🤫🫠💗❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💘💝💞💖👩‍❤️‍👨❤️‍🩹🫶❤️‍🔥😪

What 10%

WHY DID IT LOWKEY WORK

did it hurt when you fell on earth?

when you got catapulted from hell cause your a demon!

5%

Are you from Oklahoma?
Because you look absolutely horrendous

I don't know if this is a ohio joke. 5%

It's not a Ohio joke

Ok

Do you want to have kids? Cause I have a whole bag of them

What the f**k. No 0%

You sure? I'll give you a good deal

Do you live by the water? Cuz I wanna give you a motorboat

I die 0%